Friday, 30 September 2016

Tuesday, 27 September 2016

Morning peeps...

#CampusComdey #YWAD
Holy Toasting...!

Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
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Thursday, 22 September 2016

With so much love in our hearts...

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After you have ur 5 people under u, you can now updrade to Grade 2, which you Will also need to pay N14800 from ur N37000 to a Grade 2 upline member and now you don't need to worry on how to get people in this level...,the system will bring 25 people under you who will pay you N14800 each making N370000..you can make these within 12 days of joining..and it continues to other higher Grades up to Grade 10. That's how it works, its very fast and people are into it.
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Tuesday, 20 September 2016

Coming soon... On Edonglobal...

After today's ministration in church... I was led in spirit to start up a series on PORNOGRAPHY AND ITS EFFECTS...It will be discussed in various ways...God willing...lets join hands in putting an end to this menace that has eaten deep in our society...May God bless us all... 😊...Edonglobal
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THE SIN OF PONOGRAPHY:
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and
makes him hungry for more. That is what result
in masturbation and all abominable sexual act.
Ignorant men love to watch it for fun not
knowing that they are inviting demons of lust to
themselves. It is a great doorway for demonic
entrance. They don't need to have spare keys to
be in your room. They only need you to watch
their product and they will come in through the
walls!. If you sit down alone to watch
something on the TV please have it in mind that
you are not alone.
There are evil beings looking out for your
weaknesses to attack you. When demons get to
know that you are weak in a particular area,
they will make it difficult for you to overcome
it. You will understand why people keep on
falling back into the same sin over and over
again!
The good news is, you can can still win and
overcome! in Jesus. Through discipline, prayer
and fasting. Otherwise, those demons will put
stumbling blocks in your paths to trap you so
we can't afford to be careless friends. Too many
men are hooked to porn and are struggling to
overcome it after seeing the damaging side of it.
Even some pastors fall into it. We should know
that the actors are being used by demons to go
to that extreme to degrade their bodies. Married
men who get addicted to porn find it difficult to
sleep with their own wives, young men who are
not married will also masturbate.
Porn is very addictive, it is easy to watch but
hard to walk away from. They have labelled it
as "adult channel" it isn't so it is abominable
channel!! A colleague of mine told me years
back that it is alright to watch porn with your
spouse if you are married, that was a lie! I disagreed with him. I wasn't as ignorant as he was. If Jesus
wouldn't watch why should we? knowing that
we are His bride and His temple.
People who watch porn end up having strong
irresistible sexual urges, because they have
invited the demon of lust to live in them. Once
the spirit brings up the desire you can't stand the
pressure but do it with whoever you get,
whether your close relative, a child or even animal . This has
ended many into prison.
The rate at which sex offenders are increasing is
alarming in our society. Friends, close your eyes
from watching obscene pictures before it
destroys you. Some people have the nerves to
post porns on Christian sites on Facebook!!
Please delete or block such people straight
away! They are sending people to hell!. A man
who was addicted to porn confessed that his
whole life was destroyed by it. It distorted his
image on how he viewed women. He saw
women as nothing more than mere "sex
tools"
Romans 6:13
"Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead and your members of righteousness unto God"
What will help one to overcome this sin is the holy fear of God in a man, knowing that it will
be a shame to set your eyes on vulgar images
when the Lord is seated next to you. Porn is deadly, destroy it before it destroys you. Keep yourself pure!!!

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Saturday, 17 September 2016

From Edon Global... We wish you a blissful Sunday...#wink#
A PLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH AND THERE WERE ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES IN THE PLANE,MEANWHILE THERE WERE FIVE PEOPLE IN IT. THE FIRST PERSON WAS CRISTIANO RONALDO,HE SAID "I AM THE BEST FOOTBALLER I CANT DIE NOW" SO HE TOOK 1 PARACHUTE AND LEFT.                           THE SECOND 1 WAS ALIKO DANGOTE SAID "I AM THE RICHEST MAN IN AFRICA AND I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE".SO HE TOOK THE SECOND PARACHUTE AND LEFT.                         THE THIRD WAS PRESIDENT BUHARI AND HE SAID "I AM THE SMARTEST PRESIDENT THAT NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE WORLD,SO I CANT DIE NOW MY PEOPLE STILL NEEDS ME".HE TOOK 1 AND LEFT.                                  THEN IT WAS LEFT WITH GOODLUCK AND A SMALL GIRL..........THEN JONATHAN SAID TO THE LITTLE GIRL .."TAKE THE LAST 1 I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR YOU.                    THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED "NO NEED FOR THAT .THERE ARE TWO PARACHUTES LEFT. WITH SHOCK AND SURPRISE JONATHAN ASKED HER."HOW COM?".                                     THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED"BUHARI TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG THINKING IT WAS A PARACHUTE.............😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😓😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....... DONT LAUGH ALONE,PASS IT TO YOUR NEIGHBOURS ABEG ooooooooo

Thursday, 15 September 2016

Edon Global: ON A LIGHTER MOOD...

Edon Global: ON A LIGHTER MOOD...: A boy in SS 3 wrote a letter to his parents... LATER TO MY PARENCE. Dear papa. Good money...eye neva pay schoon fix o and our ezam tine...

ON A LIGHTER MOOD...

A boy in SS 3 wrote a letter to his parents...

LATER TO MY PARENCE.

Dear papa.
Good money...eye neva pay schoon fix o and our ezam tine tabel is aat. I want to partyspet in the ezam o, plees sent money to me if not, they will purshoe me from the schoon and come back to the haos.

              Yours chaild.
               ID

Father's Reply.

 My son,
I am happy you can now handle a pen, please come back home, the village Herbalist is dead and I believe the gods will be happy to have you as the next village Herbalist...Anu-ofia!!!

Wednesday, 14 September 2016

NYSC Mobilization Time Table For 2016 Batch B


Requirements For Registration/Mobilization Of Graduates


This is to inform all prospective corps members, i.e. Nigerians who have graduated from Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at home and abroad that the NYSC On-line registration portal will be opened from Monday 8th February to Sunday 28th February, 2016 to enable them register for the 2016 Batch ‘A’ mobilization.
In order to ensure a seamless registration, prospective corps members are to note the following for strict compliance: 

  • The Website address is any of the following:
    • www.nysc.gov.ng
    • www.nysc.org.ng
    • www.portal.nysc.org.ng

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